No Way

It has been a long day at work been animating
I just want to get to my room to shower eat and sleep
This slow elevator keeps me awaiting
But I get on there eventually

Then I hear

Hold the elevator
And I yell back no way
I push the button to close the door
I’m not holding the elevator
No way

You’re a complete stranger
And I don’t want to make small talk
Nothing against you it’s just very awkward
If you don’t want to wait there’s always stairs for you to walk
But I gotta get to floor thirty third.

And I still hear

Hold the elevator
And I yell back no way
I push the button to close the door
I’m not holding the elevator
No way

Call me rude, jerk, evil, sinister, and mean
Call me nasty, unkind, sinful, or obscene
Just don’t yell
Hold the elevator
Hold the elevator

Hold the elevator
And I yell back no way
I push the button to close the door
I’m not holding the elevator

Hold the elevator
And I yell back no way
I push the button to close the door
I’m not holding the elevator
No way
No way

Copyright Danielle Albert 2012